It’s been one of those days. Colleen tried to introduce me to wonders of the computer. I’m a slowwwwwwwwwww learner. Looking on the bright side, I had to stay home all day and wait for the bear lady any way. This is not a typo and has nothing to do with nudity. She’s a very nice young woman that brings a large barrel type bear trap and takes it and the bear away She’s done it once before but we caught a “little” one about 200 pounds. Not the big guy that we were trying to get. He is the one who ripped open our kitchen window screen and was met by a cactus on our window sill. He is 400 pounds plus. Don’t even get me started about the locals who get upset that we’re being mean to bears. A male member of the “save the bears brigade” was annoyed that a neighbor had a bear trap. His solution? He brought over some of his own urine and sprinkled it around said trap, because bears avoid human urine. Folks, you can’t make this stuff up
So today I learned a little about the working of the computer. Colleen is what some call my BFF. I prefer the term Partner in Crime. At any rate she was very patient. By the end of the day I was ready to feed the computer to the bear, thus taking care of two problems.