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Three Weeks in an Antique Bus

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

 

I’ve got this three week trip across our fabulous country dancing around in my head.  There is so much, it’s difficult to know where to begin.  Never having been further west than Wisconsin, there was a great deal I hadn’t seen or experienced.  Huge mountains and desolate prairie.  Winding rivers such a deep shade of blue that it steals one’s breath.  Mount Rushmore and the in-progress gigantic Crazy Horse Monument.  Yellowstone, and watching hundreds of bison cross the road in no hurry, and with great nonchalance.  The museum of the Massacre at Wounded Knee.  Big sky and cowboy boots on fence posts around homes and ranches.  Towns with populations of 28, while one with 1500 citizens is a “city”.  Mount St. Helen’s and the stripped trees still floating in Spirit Lake 30 years later.  Landscape that can go from flat, brown and sagebrush covered to green and mountainous in the blink of an eye.

 

I feel quite humbled, and grateful to have been able to experience it all.  Mother nature always puts one in one’s place, doesn’t she?  Speaking with the “locals” is always one of the pleasures of travel.  I’ve been called “ma’am” by a cowboy (a brief instant of wishing I was 20 years younger and single) and purchased a handmade beaded necklace from an elderly Indian of immense dignity at the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Felt collective guilt while driving through miles of Reservation land, and seeing the plight of Native Americans.  Watched children play amidst a garden of flowers that had to be seen to be believed.  Saw the awe in the faces of my country men and women as they gloried in the same sights that were overwhelming me.  I also ate way too much and have expended my calorie allowance through Thanksgiving.  There’s always a down side, isn’t there?

 

Although it was close once or twice, I didn’t melt.  I learned you can spend three weeks traveling in an antique bus with friends and still be friends upon homecoming.  Realized that clothing disappears from suitcases much as it does from the dryer at home, and that I have a “Jersey” accent.  The only hamburgers you can get out west are tortured into seared and weathered hockey pucks.  No such thing as medium, let alone rare.  Having met our daughter for the last 6 days of the trip, I was reminded that she and her father are funny together, and a pleasure to watch.  Although I could have done without that one lady’s room moment with Kate.  The one where we entered a two stall bathroom with one stall occupied.  She heads for the empty perch and pounds on the other door on the way past.  Leaving me to explain to the woman that it wasn’t ME, but my daughter being amusing.  Good grief.

 

A wonderful time awaits me in September as well.  I get a few days down south, visiting our son, daughter-in-law, daughter  AND our wonderful Arielle, who is growing in leaps and bounds. I cannot wait to wrap my arms around her, and catch up with her life.  Pure heaven!  So good night and the best to all….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Purpose for Hot Flashes!

Friday, August 13th, 2010

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Well, my husband and I returned on the redeye from Seattle yesterday morning at six.  We boarded the plane at around ten pm.  Once airborne I requested a glass of wine, a large seltzer and a cure for mega-hot flashes.  Only got two out of three, but the flight attendant was amused.  A few bumpy moments ( and a heart felt prayer) led me to a xanax and a nap.  I always get an aisle seat and surrender the arm on the other side to my neighbor.  He was young, handsome and quite gay.  Obviously, he had no designs on my person but he must have been chilly.  He gravitated toward me the entire time he slept and despite my frequent nudges, kept coming over in my direction.  And so my hotflashes kept a random stranger warm and cozy for the entire flight.  Obviously, my life has not been in vain.

 

My thanks to Colleen for keeping the blog up during my absence in such an entertaining fashion.  She has a stylish way of expressing herself, and I was quite grateful not to have to blog while on the road using my husband’s laptop.  She saved our marriage, as I’m certain I’d have crashed it and lost everything on his hard drive, or whatever you call it.

 

As I’m still punchy from doing five thousand miles cross country in a non-air-conditioned 1930 vintage bus, I’ll quit here.  Hello again, good bye for now, and tra-la, tra-la…

 

 

 

 

Those Annoying Canadian Tourism Commercials (Or…just stab me with a knitting needle through the eyes and ears, please)

Friday, August 6th, 2010

 

Am I the only one who absolutely detests those television commercials from the Canada Tourism Board?  I literally cringe when one is aired!

 

I loathe the shaky camera technique, which makes me mildly nauseous.  Do they do that to give the feeling of a bad amateur video or to hopefully keep the audiences interest?  Or maybe they do it just to make people vaguely queasy while proclaiming the shaky virtues of a Canada vacation.

 

I hate the barely-human grunts, screams and guttural sounds of the audio in all the different versions of the ad as well.  Does anyone know adults that actually utter any of these sounds?

 

What were they thinking?  I was never that interested in visiting Canada to begin with…..and now this series of commercials only make me want to visit even less.

 

Temporary Insanity

Monday, July 19th, 2010

 

In the not too distant future, you’re going to be hearing a different voice on this blog.  My BFF and 41 year partner in crime, Colleen,  will be posting for a time.  She’s had some very different life experiences;  as I’ve told her more than once, she’s had an interesting life.  As for me, I’m going to be going to Vancouver.  In a 1930 Model A bus.  We’re going with two other couples, and my husband will be the bus driver.  Apparently menopause causes a type of temporary insanity.  That’s the only reason I can come up with for agreeing to ride cross country in July without air conditioning.  I’ll be back eventually, if I don’t melt…

Back Home !

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

 

 

Well folks, I’m back north.  Particularly thrilled to end up in the right location.  Does anyone else out there get totally freaked out by airports and the thought of getting lost?  The part of my brain that is supposed to house a sense of direction is filled with totally useless and random facts. (such as: the term for a collector of postcards is deltiologist, and Bart Simpson’s middle name on the series “The Simpson’s” is Jo-Jo)

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At any rate, this was my first solo flight (no smirks now, I’m not talking masturbation here) and I was terrified.  Silly I know, but there it is.  Fortunately, on the check in line I met up with a couple of very nice people.  A father and daughter, she was flying for the first time and a bit on the nervous side.  So we teamed up after I pointed out to her that it’s always better for 2 people to be lost than to be lost on your own.  Together we managed security, the airport tram, the food court and reaching the gate.  Of course, it didn’t help that they changed the gate when we got there, the flight was delayed and one of the passengers was psychotic, and loudly so.  The best part of it all? The plane actually took me home.  You see, my ultimate fear in flying is that despite checking compulsively beforehand, that the flight I get on will land me somewhere I don’t want to be.  Like Las Vegas or France.

 

However, all my anxieties kept my mind off my sorrows.  Leaving my kids and new grand daughter Arielle was difficult.  I know I’ll see them again soon, but it’s still difficult.  Well, time to move on to errands, paper work, house work and those myriad tasks that pile up when one is away.  Back to the real world!

 

Home From Florida!

Friday, May 7th, 2010

 

Arrived home from Florida and after 100 degree heat indices, NJ weather felt wonderful!  Mickey Mouse may love hot and sunny but this girl could do without feeling like a pile of crayons left on a steamy sidewalk in July.

 

Seeing the kids was wonderful.  Our daughter just wrapped up another semester of school, and has a few days off before the next begins.  As she’s also working full time she’s one busy kid.  I subjected her to frequent random hugs, but she didn’t seem to mind too terribly much.  It’s just amazing to see our baby girl out there being a grown up and working so hard toward her goals.  We’re very lucky parents.

 

Our daughter-in-law looks fabulous, and quite pregnant.  Due date is 5/27, but the Dr. thinks she may go early.  She and our son are so excited and about to embark on the biggest adventure of their lives.  It’s different for everyone.  The childbirth experience and feeling one’s way through the early weeks and months of parenthood.  The wonder and the chronic sleep deprivation.  The fear of not “doing it right”.  The entire process of going from being a couple to becoming a family.  Both magical and scary, it’s a unique experience.  As for you, our soon to arrive grandbaby, we’re all thinking of you as you are planning the grandest entrance of your life.  We’ll see you VERY soon!

 

Time to get ready for work.  It’s the first time working together with my sister (in law) at our volunteer gig with the Salvation Army.  It’s always good to see one of my favorite women folk, be useful and do some catching up.  Well, if every day is a gift, it’s time to unwrap this one.

 

‘Bye for now…

 

Visiting Family in Florida

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

 

Well, women folk one of my favorite things is happening tomorrow.  Visiting our daughter, son, daughter-in-law and grand baby to be in FLA!  So very delighted to be seeing them, and very lucky to be able to get away from the damp rainies.  The airplane part is less than thrilling, but I’ll bury myself in a book and hope for the best.  Here’s a recent question I’ve been pondering (although only God knows why).

 

The nickname for Timothy is Timmy or Tim.  For Kenneth it’s Kenny or Ken.  Why then for James is it Jimmy or Jim and not Jammy or Jam?  And you can’t get away with telling me it’s because Jammy or Jam would sound weird.  Because if it were Jammy or Jam it WOULDN’T!

 

Back next week….

 

Nasty, Cold and Damp

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

 

Well, in our neck of the woods it’s once again nasty, cold and damp.  Which seems to have made me nasty, cold and damp.  So here’s some observations and complaints:

 

Although I love animals, I am not enamored of their calling cards.  Dogs are particular favorites of mine.  What they leave behind, not so much.  So how about we make an agreement?  You keep your dog in your own yard, and I won’t give crazy cousin Willie your address.

 

On the subject of laws not on the books that should be, I’ve got one that concerns azaleas and Christmas wreaths.  If you have the former blooming in all it’s glory in your yard, you shouldn’t have the latter brown and desiccated on your front door.  I’m just saying.

 

Let me preface this with mentioning I’ve raised two children, and looked after many others.  I realize that they ALL have bratty moments.  The kind that make you cringe, and wonder what you did wrong while you were bringing them up.  This regards the children that obviously rule the roost at home and make others miserable in public.  PARENTS!  Just because you pretend you don’t see or hear your child/children behaving horribly in public, doesn’t mean they aren’t misbehaving terribly and annoying everyone around them.  The worst part of all is that you are failing in your duties as a parent, and they will pay the price.  Think about it.

 

In the “What’s with men anyway?” department, here is something I’ve discussed with numerous other puzzled women folk.  Why do the same men who swing car parts, their own oversized toys and numerous other “important” stuff around with energetic abandon look at OUR suitcases when we travel and ask “Why do you need all of that?”.  As though it were hundreds of pounds of stuff we’ll never use, and they will have to rent a forklift to handle it.  Good grief.

 

There!  I’ve whined and now I feel better.  Time to go get done some of that never ending useful stuff that’s calling to me.  Have a good day ladies, but only if you feel like it!

 

Pilgrimage: 9th and Final Installment: Saying Goodbye

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

 

Our walking tour of the village did indeed end at Francesco’s house, where we had earlier eaten such a delicious meal.  It was then we communicated that we needed to leave, as our last group dinner was that night, and we were departing for the U.S. in the morning.  By words and expressive gestures we were told that during our next visit we would have no need for hotels, tour buses or rental cars.  We would be staying with family!  Leave taking was extremely emotional with a couple of the ladies and I was becoming a little weepy ( I never cry, must be something in the Italian air).   After several more hugs and kisses all the way around, we were presented with a tin of several pounds of homemade cookies to sustain us on the hour plus ride back to Rome. 

 

Our limo driver was loading fresh produce into the trunk as we got ready to leave.  A vegetable truck had been making the rounds, and he was under strict instructions from his wife to bring fresh food from the country on his return.  As we waved and passed from sight I was still pretty much in disbelief over the entire encounter.  It was so much MORE than I had hoped for.  My mind was in over drive sorting through the afternoon.  I learned some unexpected details about my Grandfather’s life and experienced a small Italian Village from the non-tourist side.  We returned home with tons of photos and never to be forgotten memories.  I felt as though I had honored my Grandfather’s memory, made a pilgrimage on my Mom’s behalf and located a part of myself I hadn’t even realized was missing.italy8

 

We’ll definitely return one day.  All three of us would like to do so, as well as our son and daughter-in-law who have only experienced Casape second hand.   A few of the relatives have been to the States and others would like to come one day.  Perhaps one day we will have visitors and they can meet more of the American branch of the family.  In the mean time, for anyone thinking of visiting Italy for any reason I leave you with the following advice:

 

·         Lose ten lbs. first.

·         Plan on taking even more photos than you plan on taking.

·         Learn key phrases in Italian such as “Where are the bathrooms, please?”

·         Realize that a certain number of otherwise perfectly charming Italians become crazed when behind the wheel.  Especially in Rome.  Wine helps with this, so does closing one’s eyes.

·         You must be properly covered in Churches.  In Italy this means legs and shoulders.  For some reason cleavage is fine.  Go figure.

·         It is sometimes hard to differentiate between an argument in Italian and a mere exchange of opinion.  I couldn’t, and quite frankly I don’t think all of them can either. 

·         Act interested in the architecture, or pretend you’re elsewhere. 

·         Most important of all, keep your eyes, mind and heart open.  It’s a fantastic experience.

 

Ciao!

 

Pilgrimage: 8th Installment — The Cemetery

Thursday, April 1st, 2010

 

Our walking tour of my Grandpa’s village began and we headed for the cemetery with several family members.  A large old fashioned key opened the gate, and I was shocked by the beauty of the place.  All of the tombs were above ground, and meticulously kept.  Fresh flowers and potted plants adorned graves decades old.  The pathways were of tiles and there were numerous votives and even electric street lamps.  There were recessed areas where mementos could be left, and almost every tomb had an oval picture attached.  I was able to gaze at the face of my great grandfather who died in the 1930’s, and my great grandmother who passed in the 1950’s.  As I said a prayer, I wondered what Paolo and Ernesta would have thought of their American great grand daughter.

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As we walked further along, my husband and daughter took numerous photos.  People leaned from windows and came to their doors to say hello, and a whole bunch of other stuff I couldn’t understand.  Oh, what I would have given to be conversant in Italian that day!  In looking back at the pictures, one can see that we were speaking to one another non stop.  Most interesting, considering we were speaking English and they Italian!  We passed the home in which my Grandfather lived as a young man, and the abandoned Seminary he once attended.  It occurred to me had he stayed there and become a priest, the American branch of the family would never have existed.  An odd feeling!

 

From there we headed through an archway, to the “old” part of town.  As in medieval — only foot traffic was possible there.  Behind a huge wooden door, black with age, was the “apartment” in which my great grandparent’s lived when my grandfather was born.  There was a miniature family chapel, belfry and all, that contained a lovely painting (icon?) of Mary and the Christ Child behind it’s ivy covered gate.  Twisty little alley ways and ancient but immaculately kept doorways were everywhere.  At that point I was told by gestures to pose with one of my Mother’s cousins.  As the oldest son of my grandfather’s younger brother (who remained in Italy), I supposed him to be the “head” of the family.  There we stood, the first of Nazareno’s descendants to return to the village of his birth, and Nazareno’s oldest nephew.  As my husband snapped the photo, an emotion I have yet to identify coursed through me.  As though I was experiencing an ending and a beginning, simultaneously.

 

As we were urged along (Italian gestures are VERY definite) it seemed we were heading back to the home where we had eaten a short time before.  I could only hope we wouldn’t have to eat any more….

 

 

 

The final installment soon!